mmmm... carpet...

This forest floor that the spike-less one calls 'carpet' is delightful! I cannot tell what it is made out of but it is delicious, so much so that I must adorn myself with its exquisite scent...

hanging out with the spike-less one...

The spike-less one is growing on me, I feel safe near her and she's always taking me on adventures and the best part is that she gives me those juicy worms I love to crunch. I still cannot fathom why she makes funny faces at me as I eat them, they're so yummy, crunchy on the outside and soft in the middle, yet she pulls a face and makes little sounds, perhaps that is how the spike-less one expresses approval? Regardless, she has a nice soft place she puts me when we go adventuring around...

what is this 'camping'?

Spike-less one told me we were going camping. I don't know what that is but she assures me it is fun. So here I am in this thing she calls a 'tent' and I'm not sure what all the fuss is about... I'm still waiting for something to happen so I know what 'camping' is...  At times, spike-less one is very strange and incomprehensible...

What am I, chopped liver?

Well, okay, yeah maybe... but this chopped liver tastes so good 

I sorta wanna bathe in it...

I just need some on my other side here...

ooooh stretch... there, that's got it.

nope, I'm not really sure why I do it either, but anointing feels 

pretty good, like hedgehog yoga.

Om nom nom

I am growing fond of the spike-less one. 

I can't see her too good, but she smells nice...

I hope she has some treats for me...

mmm... om nom nom.... treats...

I even eat cute don't I?

my plan is working...

if I act alternately huffy...

and adorably cute...

the quill-less one brings me treats to appease me... mwa ha ha...

Whoa... where am I?

mmm maybe I'll stay in here for a little bit...

What? My very own wheel?!

Fetch? wha? um no... just no.

Yay! telescope!

ha ha ha ha ha ha my own wheel!

I'm going where?

Mmmm... non-spikey one inspects me, looking up close,  rubbing the side of my cheek.
Quills at the ready, I wait it out, looking for an escape route... she picks me up... huf...go go gadget quills...huf... huh, interesting... non-spiked one is warm, relaxing.
Oh wait <huf> my feet are being massaged? mmmmm.... that feels pretty good... I feel calm... I close my eyes... I excrete as a token of gratitude - life is good!
Huh? What? She is speaking. To me?  What did she say? home? five days? where?
Oh crap. I missed most of it...