What am I, chopped liver?

Well, okay, yeah maybe... but this chopped liver tastes so good 

I sorta wanna bathe in it...

I just need some on my other side here...

ooooh stretch... there, that's got it.

nope, I'm not really sure why I do it either, but anointing feels 

pretty good, like hedgehog yoga.

Om nom nom

I am growing fond of the spike-less one. 

I can't see her too good, but she smells nice...

I hope she has some treats for me...

mmm... om nom nom.... treats...

I even eat cute don't I?